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5 Amebas, um Tumblr!</description><title>Amebas Flamejantes</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @amebasflamejantes)</generator><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Não sou jesus mas transformo mágoas em vodka.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonataspalu.tumblr.com/post/9106162530"&gt;jonataspalu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="197" width="350" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq5ks5lGdP1qkw2kt.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9144536167</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9144536167</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 20:50:43 -0400</pubDate><category>piada</category><category>engraçado</category><category>gif</category><category>gifs</category><category>jpg</category><category>imagens</category></item><item><title>Naquela Aula de Portugues Todo Mundo Dormindo...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonataspalu.tumblr.com/post/9143175511"&gt;jonataspalu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;FUDEUU A PEDAGOGA CHEGOO!!!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9144352607</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9144352607</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 20:46:14 -0400</pubDate><category>piada</category><category>engraçado</category><category>gif</category><category>gifs</category></item><item><title>Aquele momento quando você está comendo algo muito quente, mas continua comendo de qualquer jeito, porque tá muito gostoso pra esperar esfriar.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sapatosdecristal.tumblr.com/post/9127137462"&gt;sapatosdecristal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="173" width="232" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lflrs5qT1V1qbzlil.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9144296167</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9144296167</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 20:44:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpy3a69VGG1qisyibo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9144253854</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9144253854</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 20:43:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Macacos nos EUA agora se divertem com iPad</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://omundocontramim.tumblr.com/post/9078798285"&gt;omundocontramim&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Aquele momento que você percebe que macacos tem iPad e você não&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq4hfxnIe01qewx2c.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9082840787</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9082840787</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 12:17:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Tempo é dinheiro"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thiagoandyourthings.tumblr.com/post/9081631935"&gt;thiagoandyourthings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;- Oi moça me vê duas empadinhas&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvyc1BoJl1qh4p0u.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Pagamento em dinheiro ou no cartão Sr?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvyd9kmuY1qh4p0u.gif" width="400" height="150"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Em minutos, por favor.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvydtu1HZ1qh4p0u.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9082823636</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9082823636</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 12:17:06 -0400</pubDate><category>Withoutreblog</category><category>twitter</category></item><item><title>De que adianta bombril ter 1001 utilidades se nenhuma delas é lavar louça sozinho?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonataspalu.tumblr.com/post/8405936727"&gt;jonataspalu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="300" height="214" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljv2e56geF1qh6sn1.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071430325</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071430325</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:17:02 -0400</pubDate><category>piada</category><category>engraçado</category></item><item><title>jonataspalu:

Separados na maternidade, só pode !
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb7okjQ0lv1qacgh3o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonataspalu.tumblr.com/post/8406729911"&gt;jonataspalu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Separados na maternidade, só pode !&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071419607</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071419607</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:16:38 -0400</pubDate><category>piada</category><category>engraçado</category><category>temas</category></item><item><title>Mato aula porque matar a professora da cadeia.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonataspalu.tumblr.com/post/8410436744"&gt;jonataspalu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="126" height="84" src="http://www.nemri.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/61416673.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071397831</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071397831</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:15:46 -0400</pubDate><category>engraçado,</category><category>piada</category><category>matar</category><category>aula</category><category>professora</category></item><item><title>malhação: menina de 18 anos diz: </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonataspalu.tumblr.com/post/8427358985"&gt;jonataspalu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;tô morrendo de medo da minha 1ª vez!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnu0k8vOMb1qi9iso.gif"/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;vida real: menina de 16 anos diz:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;AE GALERA TO GRAVIDA CHÁ DE BEBE SEMANA QUE VEM&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnu0lpKOH11qi9iso.gif"/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071373464</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071373464</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:14:48 -0400</pubDate><category>piada</category><category>engraçado</category><category>menina</category><category>gravidá</category><category>gif</category><category>gifs</category></item><item><title>"vi 1 filme ontem e lembrei de voce" "ah qual?" "bruna surfistinha" </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonataspalu.tumblr.com/post/8512523112"&gt;jonataspalu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="300" height="182" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-q19FdHUaTsE/Tfzzeu6sGjI/AAAAAAAABKU/-itMd20CDOk/tumblr_.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071340774</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071340774</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:13:30 -0400</pubDate><category>bruna</category><category>sufirstinha</category><category>gif</category><category>gifs</category><category>piada</category><category>engraçado</category></item><item><title>jonataspalu:

juninhojapan:
QUE PUTARIA É ESSA ORKUT ??
SÓ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphip3548e1r035nho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonataspalu.tumblr.com/post/8540173540"&gt;jonataspalu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://juninhojapan.tumblr.com/post/8539949486"&gt;juninhojapan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;QUE PUTARIA É ESSA ORKUT ??&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SÓ EU QUE FICO PUTO COM ISSO ??&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071315709</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071315709</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:12:32 -0400</pubDate><category>piada</category><category>engraçado</category><category>gif</category><category>gifs</category></item><item><title>Coisas que você não sabe:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonataspalu.tumblr.com/post/8668041621"&gt;jonataspalu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A Torre Eiffel fica 15 cm maior que seu tamanho original no verão.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="119" width="160" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhr1gpVk4Z1qfkcdp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Se você comer muita cenoura é possível que sua pele fique laranja.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="115" width="210" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmuc5bBnX1qg1nlj.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;O salto do sapato foi criado originalmente para os homens.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="130" width="130" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leq9gomsw81qcyp03.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As pessoas são mais altas pela manhã do que à noite.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="122" width="217" src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpkd0h689e1qlwqr7o16_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As cordas das guitarras eram feitas originalmente de tripas de gato.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="102" width="159" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmocgro331qj9obw.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Um cubo mágico tem 4.325.003.274.489.856.000 posições possíveis.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="118" width="209" src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpkd0h689e1qlwqr7o1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Elvis tirou uma nota ”C” em sua aula de música.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="106" width="186" src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpkd0h689e1qlwqr7o14_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071252702</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071252702</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:10:06 -0400</pubDate><category>piada</category><category>engraçado</category><category>gif</category><category>gifs</category></item><item><title>Affs, Sahuhasuuahushha…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpj9g9AzaB1qln6s1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Affs, Sahuhasuuahushha…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071196004</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071196004</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:07:54 -0400</pubDate><category>Crepusculo</category><category>Piada</category><category>Garotas</category></item><item><title>"Eu faço inglês no CNA e você?" "No Google tradutor"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonataspalu.tumblr.com/post/8615175923"&gt;jonataspalu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="325" height="245" src="http://www.oesquema.com.br/trabalhosujo/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/aham-star-trek.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071175897</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071175897</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:07:08 -0400</pubDate><category>piada</category><category>engraçado</category><category>cna</category><category>gif</category><category>gifs</category></item><item><title>100fama:


</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lppzhm8M5X1qln79bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://100fama.tumblr.com/post/8736473883"&gt;100fama&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071090194</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071090194</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:03:53 -0400</pubDate><category>Tirinha</category><category>piada</category><category>FOREVER ALONE</category></item><item><title>Era uma vez, um gato que tinha 16 vidas, dai ele foi atropelado por uma caminhonete 4x4 e morreu.</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pessoas normais:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;span&gt;&lt;img height="100" width="100" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmygzcQLU51qikrc1.gif"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Eu:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lids5wy2ee1qzhcq9.gif" alt="image" onclick="$(this).toggleClassName('inline_image'); return false;" class="inline_image"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071067281</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071067281</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:03:00 -0400</pubDate><category>piada</category><category>euri</category><category>pessoas normais e eu</category></item><item><title>loveisirreplaceable:

PROFESSOR: Joãozinho, que nome se dá a uma...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpu7zyyHP21ql11ylo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://loveisirreplaceable.tumblr.com/post/8839924401"&gt;loveisirreplaceable&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;PROFESSOR: Joãozinho, que nome se dá a uma pessoa que continua a falar, mesmo quando os outros não estão interessados? &lt;br/&gt;JOÃOZINHO: Professor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg40fdUfQS1qc9esb.gif" width="300" height="165"/&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071011244</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9071011244</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:00:56 -0400</pubDate><category>HAHAHAHA</category><category>Piada</category></item><item><title>taymilleo:

FACT!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvmqsfvQZ1qlbkxgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvmqsfvQZ1qlbkxgo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvmqsfvQZ1qlbkxgo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvmqsfvQZ1qlbkxgo4_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvmqsfvQZ1qlbkxgo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvmqsfvQZ1qlbkxgo6_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvmqsfvQZ1qlbkxgo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvmqsfvQZ1qlbkxgo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvmqsfvQZ1qlbkxgo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvmqsfvQZ1qlbkxgo10_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://taymilleo.tumblr.com/post/8870350625"&gt;taymilleo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;FACT!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9070988336</link><guid>http://amebasflamejantes.tumblr.com/post/9070988336</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:00:04 -0400</pubDate><category>gráficos</category><category>piada</category></item><item><title>taymilleo:

Reblog se você é assim na hora do banho!
Imagem:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvmtm14FF1qlbkxgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://taymilleo.tumblr.com/post/8870403076"&gt;taymilleo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Reblog se você é assim na hora do banho!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Imagem: Net&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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